Come the fuck on, you know I’ll do more than just bite you.
What happened to the parents when they came by to pick up their kids?
What the fuck do you think?
I told them that they ran away. Duh. And if they didn’t believe that, or got angry, then I showed them the truth.
Well yes, "screw Dad Egbert" was the idea. Hee hee haa haa hoo hoo. 8^y
You think you’re so funny, dont’cha?
When Dave was younger and he had slumber parties, did any of his friends sometimes…disappear overnight? Did he ever figure out what happened to them?
Aaaaaaaall the time, man. Like, almost every night. See, thing is, he’s really shit dumb when it comes to observations. Like I’d literally walk around the next morning with my balls out the size of beachballs, or my gut sitting in my lap, and he wont even fuckin’ notice.
Would you like to tap Dad Egbert's choice ass?
Screw Dad Egbert.
I want MOM Egbert.
Have you ever though of making a meal out of a anon? Like instead of just gobbling them down, maybe like put some whip cream on em, or a little bit of chocolate. You know, make it a bit fancier
The most I do, really, is give them a nice big cream filling.
Gives it more of a kick, y’know?
How would you like people submitting their stories of how we would like you to eat us?
That shit is all I love for man.
Send ‘em along. Include EVERY detail.
How did you fit your monster dong into your booty shorts in your icon? Did you, like, tuck your flaccid cock between your legs, pull it over your cunt, and shove it straight up your own ass?
I used this magic trick
it’s not complicated! But all you’ve got to do
All you’ve got to do
is mind yer fuckin’ business.
Which of Dave's friends is best at giving head?
There is no exception.
Always, always, ALWAYS Jade.
Yeah, school and stuff really does take up a LOT of my spare time these days.
But I’ll be on here now and again, I guess.
Hungry as fuck, ain’t gonna lie.